[day, dante's basement, envy,greed, and kimbley are playing cards]

kimbley: [sadley] i got nothing TT_TT

envy: [looks at greed] what?

greed: full house!

envy: tch- royal flush~ eat THAT!

greed:...................you screwed with the cards!

envy: no, you just s***

[dante walks over to wrath, who is sitting 'L style' on the sofa]

dante: what's on?

wrath: well, theres Pokemon on one channel, and some ishabalian soap oprea on another.

dante: hmm, keep it on pokemon, i know all 150 original ones, but i never bothered with the newer ones.

wrath: yeah, it's been going downhill since they tried to replace brock.

dante: got THAT right.

[lust walks in]

lust: hey everyone! i have great news!

kimbley: you got a lifetime supply of bombs?

lust: no.


envy: you caught hikari for me?

lust: er, no

envy: oh [inner envy: AH! GOD D@MM*T!]

greed: anything good with the devil's nest?

lust: no.....well, maybe, but that's no it.

dante: any news on the fullmetal alchemist?

lust: no, that's not it~

dante: what is it then?


lust:..... I'M PREGNANT!

[envy,greed,kimbley look at her in hock]

[dante almost chocks on her tea]

envy: OH MY GOD!

slicer: [younger brother] see? i TOLD you this would happen! you owe me $5!

slicer: [older brother] aw man! you WERE right! barry too. *sigh* oh well, a bet's a bet.

greed: ehhh, i gotta go, see ya! [runs outta there]


-fin-